MY WORLD..... THROUGH THE LENS OF A NIKON D-50

Wednesday, November 8, 2006

UH...OH.....IT'S NOVEMBER!!!!!!!!

Hi Folks,

I'm Tommy...

I know that it is November and Thanksgiving is weeks away but consider this when selecting a turkey for the big day.

You need to find one that is Huge and has BROWN feathers.

The legs should be Real fat and  BRIGHT PINK.

The Head should not have a Blue cast to it ANYWHERE and most of all....The turkey you choose should NOT be wearing a necklace that has a black medallion.

I wouldn't give this advice to just anybody.

Now, People...

Go out there and find that BIG, BROWN TURKEY WITH FAT, BRIGHT PINK FEET, NO BLACK NECKLACE AND NO BLUE ON IT'S HEAD (makes the Turkey tough and dry). 

Happy Turkey hunting and one more important tip for Thanksgiving.......

All the Turkeys on German Treibien Road in Beavercreek, Ohio have been declared protected by law ( article 24, line 58) by Ohio State Turkey Survivor law.

If you are caught within 30 feet of said Turkey...Namely Me, Tommy.............

You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Turkey survivor law.

Thank you,

Tommy

4 comments:

firestormkids04 said...

I love it1  Thanks Tommy for the information.  Blessings, Penny http://journals.aol.com/firestormkids04/FromHeretoThere

rbrown6172 said...

lol...really cute.  and a cute turkey, too.  i don't believe i've ever seen a white one!
gina

nhd106 said...

Oh...that makes me sad.  I have a hard time eating these guys when I really think about it.   : (

Thanks for ruining my Thanksgiving!  Lol.

nancy

psychfun said...

Too funny! Better than that cartoon with Big Bird as the turkey on the table! HA!

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